Built Differently, Built Purposefully
The Conn
$4.00
“I have the Conn”
just because it’s 0300 after 3 days of General Quarters, don’t mistake that full moon for a VW Beetle and yell “HARD TO PORT!” tossing the sleeping captain out of his rack. Take heed with this all-ahead-full organic herbal blend to boost your mental endurance for the long watch ahead.
Fuel Mix: Brewed Tea
Available April 2026
Tango Down
$4.00
Pew Pew, lights out.
After you sling lullabies of FREEDOM, You’re gonna need some rack time and this blend of Freedom will let you get back up in the morning fully charged and ready to take on the B.S. of the new day.
12oz Slim Can
Available April 2026